Avast Ye Padme Hum!

My Unitarian Jihad Name is: The Cutlass of Enlightened Compassion. (Get yours.) If ye see the Buddha on the road, kill him, ye saffron-robed scallywags!

According to the schismatic First Reformed Unitarian Jihad, however, my Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Shining Fist of Compassionate Humanitarianism. (What's yours?)

If you have absolutely no clue what I'm talking about--and I'll bet you don't--please read Philocrites, "We Are Unitarian Jihad."